How a TV works

A television has many different components which make it work. There are many characters which are running around inside, waiting for the right opportunity to pop out and get you. The only way for them to come out of the television and get you, is if the screen of the television breaks. There are many ways to avoid this catastrophe. First, if you are absolutely going to break your television screen, do not have it on, or plugged in. If the television is on, there will be a huge explosion with a big flash of light, and all of the characters from the show, or commercial, will come out of the television and mutilate you, no matter how harmless they seem. The characters are as small as they appear on the television screen, so if you have a 64” television and the screen breaks, good luck, you will definitely need it. All of the characters seem to be small and harmless, and you think you have nothing to fear, but you are wrong. The characters are so powerful they could take out a hippopotamus in a single blow. The more harmless a character seems, the more dangerous it is. Teletubbies and Barney are the meanest and toughest characters of them all. For all of the horror movie fanatics, you are in luck. All of the characters which seem scary aren’t. Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger are harmless. They are more afraid of you than you are of them, similar to sharks, however, they will attack you if they feel threatened so watch out. That is how a television works; now you know how to survive, in case your screen does break.